Okay look, I don’t care WHAT those tabloid magazines say about me, I’m here to say I’m innocent! Those cookies look like chocolate-chip-oatmeal-gingersnap cookies! And considering I’ll only eat chocolate chip and sugar cookies, I say I was FRAMED! You may say that picture is proof enough, but I was framed, framed I tell ya! As for Salerno, she WAS in space, because I SAW her go through the portal to an alien world with my own poptropican eyes! And, for the 100 Best & Worst Dressed Poptropicans, I really don’t care.